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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
262 |
0 |
2 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
270 |
0 |
3 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
4 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
270 |
0 |
5 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2 - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
6 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system? - What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
244 |
0 |
7 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife... - A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1935 |
0 |
8 |
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital... - On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
324 |
0 |
9 |
The dog and the butcher - A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
328 |
0 |
10 |
The first client - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
294 |
0 |
11 |
A really cold morning - Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
176834 |
0 |
12 |
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven - It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
267 |
0 |
13 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... - A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1989 |
0 |
14 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? - Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
262 |
0 |
15 |
Question: What is 1 + 2? - Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
159 |
0 |
16 |
45 or 82? - Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
81 |
0 |
17 |
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche... - Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
299 |
0 |
18 |
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? - What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
209 |
0 |
19 |
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... - A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath ce...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2293 |
1.5 |
20 |
How are lawyers like sperm? - How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
292 |
0 |
21 |
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his... - For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
311 |
0 |
22 |
An airliner was having engine trouble... - An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1966 |
0 |
23 |
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? - What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
253 |
0 |
24 |
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... - At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1960 |
0 |
25 |
A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2223 |
0 |