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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Pilot to tower... - Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . an...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
369 |
0 |
2 |
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back... - This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One da...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
248 |
0 |
3 |
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs... - Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to cam...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
621 |
0 |
4 |
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane... - There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
264 |
0 |
5 |
Happens - For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
268 |
0 |
6 |
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines... - A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2214 |
0 |
7 |
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami... - Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that if they gofor a swi...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
277 |
0 |
8 |
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking... - Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
298 |
0 |
9 |
The Zen Master is visiting New York City... - The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to ahot dog vendor and says, "Make m...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
602 |
0 |
10 |
Bathroom control - One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
257 |
0 |
11 |
A great way to spend eternity - A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2237 |
0 |
12 |
Room Service - This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
618 |
0 |
13 |
The Mohel - This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
277 |
0 |
14 |
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants? - Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
345 |
0 |
15 |
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? - Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
243 |
0 |
16 |
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... - A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2177 |
0 |
17 |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport... - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2117 |
0 |
18 |
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City... - A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
2161 |
0 |
19 |
The fucking lights - Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
236 |
0 |
20 |
My car - A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
604 |
0.5 |
21 |
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe... - Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a la...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
235 |
0 |
22 |
Helpful advice for travellers - Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
264 |
0 |
23 |
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor... - Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasi...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
205 |
0 |
24 |
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on... - Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants t...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
289 |
0 |
25 |
From a Southwest Airlines employee.... - From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...Read the whole joke |
Travel |
568 |
0 |