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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle... - A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2265 |
0 |
2 |
USENET Parody - USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
331 |
0 |
3 |
Virus Alert - Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
318 |
0 |
4 |
Is Windows a Virus? - Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
212 |
0 |
5 |
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology - Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
322 |
0 |
6 |
Microsoft Market Penetration - Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Micr...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
325 |
0 |
7 |
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter... - A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2186 |
0 |
8 |
The hunting season - This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
321 |
0 |
9 |
Subject: Gullibility Virus alert - TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
273 |
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10 |
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations - Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct respon...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
318 |
0 |
11 |
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS - TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
267 |
0 |
12 |
Computer Ease! - Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
298 |
0 |
13 |
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST - THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
359 |
0 |
14 |
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE - Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2059 |
0 |
15 |
A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car - A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2441 |
0 |
16 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 - ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2558 |
1.5 |
17 |
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement - IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
342 |
0 |
18 |
A talking Frog - A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2423 |
0 |
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Acronyms - PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2998 |
2.5 |
20 |
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky... - Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
322 |
0 |
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? - What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
288 |
0 |
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Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to... - Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
279 |
0 |
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If IBM made toasters... - If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
332 |
0 |
24 |
If Microsoft made toasters... - If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
339 |
0 |
25 |
If Apple made toasters... - If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
347 |
0 |