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Banana jokes - How can you tell the difference between a
monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can't...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
2 |
Baby jokes - What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose....Read the whole joke |
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1142 |
0.5 |
3 |
0 - What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes....Read the whole joke |
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1188 |
2.125 |
4 |
0 - What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa....Read the whole joke |
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1165 |
0 |
5 |
0 - What is a baby bee?
A little humbug....Read the whole joke |
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1149 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s...Read the whole joke |
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1074 |
0 |
7 |
0 - How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods....Read the whole joke |
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1059 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies....Read the whole joke |
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1090 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into....Read the whole joke |
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1096 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?...Read the whole joke |
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1072 |
0 |
11 |
0 - My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy....Read the whole joke |
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1154 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?...Read the whole joke |
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1173 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping...Read the whole joke |
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1142 |
0 |
14 |
0 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo...Read the whole joke |
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1085 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s...Read the whole joke |
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1109 |
0 |
16 |
0 - It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me....Read the whole joke |
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1085 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on...Read the whole joke |
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1103 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma...Read the whole joke |
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1054 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y...Read the whole joke |
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703 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas...Read the whole joke |
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1064 |
0 |
21 |
0 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai...Read the whole joke |
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1079 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time....Read the whole joke |
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300 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
24 |
0 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |