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Doctor and nurse jokes - The ninety-year-old man was in for
his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - 1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan
in the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freez...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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3 |
0 - How can you tell who is the head
nurse
of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees....Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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0 - How many nurses does
it take to
screw in a light bulb?
None - They just have a nursing assistan...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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5 |
0 - Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
bod...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then ...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor you've
taken out
my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins
an...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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8 |
0 - Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor will this
ointment
clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
!
Have you taken anything for it ?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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13 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin
Why don't you go behind the ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What kind of physician works on a
cruise liner?
A dry doc....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The patient shook his doctor's hand
in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle
of aspirin and
a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I've been at my...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
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0 - Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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