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1	What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke	39
2	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke	49
3	What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke	45
4	What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke	38
5	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke	37
6	What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke	37
7	What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke	48
8	What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke	35
9	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke	40
10	What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke	51
11	Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke	45
12	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke	34
13	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke	51
14	Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? - Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke	34
15	Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? - Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke	46
16	Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke	47
17	Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke	35

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