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1 What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
- What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke
269 0
2 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
258 0
3 What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke
226 0
4 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke
225 0
5 What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
- What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke
206 0
6 What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
- What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke
242 0
7 What should you give a man who has everything?
- What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke
247 0
8 What's a definition of a gynecologist?
- What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke
254 1
9 What's the definition of bravery?
- What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke
266 0
10 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
- What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke
583 0
11 Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke
209 0
12 Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke
403 0
13 Who's got my pen?
- A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke
295 0
14 Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
- Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke
220 0
15 Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
- Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke
204 0
16 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke
265 0
17 Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke
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