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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic... - The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
254 |
0 |
2 |
The bad news and the good news - Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
304 |
0 |
3 |
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him... - The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke |
277 |
0 |
4 |
The doctor took Bill into the room and said... - The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
5 |
The evils of marijuana - A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke |
338 |
0 |
6 |
The following statements were found on patient charts... - The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke |
294 |
0 |
7 |
The medical student was asked four reasons... - The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke |
323 |
0 |
8 |
The patient came into the doctor's office... - The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke |
330 |
0 |
9 |
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant... - The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke |
367 |
0 |
10 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital... - There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
340 |
2.5 |
11 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving... - There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
244 |
0 |
12 |
There was this man in a mental hospital... - There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
13 |
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a... - This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke |
347 |
0 |
14 |
This male prostitute contracted leprosy... - This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
615 |
0 |
15 |
This male prostitute contracted syphilis... - This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
16 |
This woman goes into a dentist's office... - This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke |
362 |
0 |
17 |
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor... - Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke |
351 |
0 |
18 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii... - Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke |
292 |
0 |
19 |
Two gynecologists meet at lunch... - Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
20 |
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices... - Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke |
344 |
0 |