| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Wear your collar backwards
- Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
| 2 |
What are you doing, Tommy?
- Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, T...Read the whole joke |
285 |
0 |
| 3 |
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
- What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...Read the whole joke |
263 |
0 |
| 4 |
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
- What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade....Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 5 |
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
- Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks....Read the whole joke |
295 |
0 |
| 6 |
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
- What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to ea...Read the whole joke |
272 |
0 |
| 7 |
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
- What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 8 |
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
- What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke |
261 |
0 |
| 9 |
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
- When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman ...Read the whole joke |
278 |
0 |
| 10 |
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
- When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When...Read the whole joke |
302 |
0 |
| 11 |
Where is the French border?
- "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," John...Read the whole joke |
258 |
0 |
| 12 |
White Hoose
- I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David...Read the whole joke |
264 |
0 |
| 13 |
Who discovered North America?
- Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Corr...Read the whole joke |
238 |
0 |
| 14 |
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
- A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" ...Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 15 |
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!...Read the whole joke |
216 |
0 |
| 16 |
Winnie The ????
- "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teac...Read the whole joke |
273 |
0 |
