| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...
- Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke |
298 |
0 |
| 2 |
Lick that
- Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke |
270 |
0 |
| 3 |
Like father like son
- Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke |
332 |
0 |
| 4 |
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke |
262 |
0 |
| 5 |
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke |
346 |
0 |
| 6 |
Little Johnny -- being logical
- Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke |
585 |
0 |
| 7 |
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke |
386 |
0 |
| 8 |
Little Johnny comes home from school...
- Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke |
288 |
0 |
| 9 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke |
290 |
0 |
| 10 |
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...
- Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...Read the whole joke |
569 |
0 |
| 11 |
Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
- Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 12 |
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
- Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke |
309 |
0 |
| 13 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke |
247 |
0 |
| 14 |
Little Johnny says to his mother...
- Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke |
259 |
0 |
| 15 |
Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
- Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke |
241 |
0 |
| 16 |
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke |
235 |
0 |
| 17 |
Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
- Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke |
999 |
1.25 |
| 18 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke |
228 |
0 |
| 19 |
Little Johnny was in class again...
- Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke |
283 |
0 |
| 20 |
Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke |
300 |
0 |
| 21 |
Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
- Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of h...Read the whole joke |
225 |
0 |
| 22 |
Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
| 23 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
- Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two...Read the whole joke |
301 |
0 |
| 24 |
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
- Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen o...Read the whole joke |
636 |
0 |
