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Blind jokes - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. How did a blind woman drive herself
crazy?
A. Trying to read a stucco wall....Read the whole joke |
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570 |
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0 - Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle iron...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on
his
face?
A: Learning to eat with a fork....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
do to
punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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0 - Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?
A: On a blind date!...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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0 - Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
A: Her
dog was blind too....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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8 |
0 - Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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9 |
0 - Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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11 |
0 - What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the ...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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13 |
0 - A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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14 |
0 - How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye...Read the whole joke |
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232 |
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0 - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
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598 |
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0 - A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". The...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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0 - There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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0 - Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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0 - Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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0 - A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out,...Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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25 |
Blonde jokes - Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
Fi...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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