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Title |
Category |
Hits |
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1 |
Got a headache - It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
2 |
Goodbye To Mother - A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
611 |
0 |
3 |
The Slow Racehorse - The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
4 |
The Mink Coat - A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
5 |
The Hunting Dog - Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
6 |
Living with the Wolf Man - The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
7 |
Monkey Organization - An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some mon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
658 |
0 |
8 |
Wittle Wabbit - A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
638 |
0 |
9 |
The Other Side - Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
557 |
0 |
10 |
Lion Tamer - wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "Th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
11 |
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary - There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to have a talking ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
12 |
Swearing Parrot - There's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
13 |
Hey Lady! - A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
14 |
Two Parrots - This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
15 |
Celtic Mortality - What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
16 |
Drunk and Arthritis - A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
17 |
Death in the Family - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "Y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
18 |
Cheap Beer - A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
19 |
Selling the Wife - A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
20 |
State Of The Art Watch - A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
21 |
Drinking Buddies - Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
22 |
A Round For The House - A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
711 |
0 |
23 |
Dickens and the Martini - Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive or twist??...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
24 |
Best Friend - A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worrie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
25 |
Been Messin' With The Waitress - The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |