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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is the Australian for foreplay? - What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
112 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? - What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
3 |
The right rhythm - On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
203 |
0 |
4 |
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire... - The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
215 |
0 |
5 |
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass? - What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
158 |
0 |
6 |
A husband and wife were out playing golf... - A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
506 |
0 |
7 |
Mysterious picture - After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he not...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
190 |
0 |
8 |
Appropriate punishment - Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
509 |
0 |
9 |
It just kills my appetite - A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
10 |
Bra sizes - Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
165 |
0 |
11 |
Course of action - One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
12 |
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of... - What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
221 |
0 |
13 |
What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
196 |
0 |
14 |
Social Security Sex - Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
15 |
Elderly romance - There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
160 |
0 |
16 |
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm - A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
656 |
0 |
17 |
Definition of bad lover - Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
157 |
0 |
18 |
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
19 |
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays... - Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
144 |
0 |
20 |
What's the purpose of a bellybutton? - What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
105 |
0 |
21 |
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
22 |
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
122 |
0 |
23 |
A question for Bill Clinton - A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
24 |
An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
134 |
0 |
25 |
A man walks into a doctor office - A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2397 |
0 |