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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
If IBM made toasters... - If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
335 |
0 |
2 |
If Microsoft made toasters... - If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
341 |
0 |
3 |
If Apple made toasters... - If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
349 |
0 |
4 |
Does DEC still make toasters?.. - Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
377 |
0 |
5 |
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... - If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
295 |
0 |
6 |
If Cray made toasters... - If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
308 |
0 |
7 |
If Wang made toasters... - If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
300 |
0 |
8 |
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center... - A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2318 |
0.5 |
9 |
There are four basic types of chain letters: I - There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
276 |
0 |
10 |
Chain Letter Type lI - Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
293 |
0 |
11 |
Chain Letter Type III - Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
329 |
0 |
12 |
Chain Letter Type IV - Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
267 |
0 |
13 |
The Y-Zero-K Problem - The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
347 |
0 |
14 |
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and... - I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
633 |
0 |
15 |
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated? - Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
303 |
0 |
16 |
We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a... - We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
320 |
0 |
17 |
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95... - Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
2255 |
0 |
18 |
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? - Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
286 |
0 |
19 |
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
274 |
0 |
20 |
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade - Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
388 |
0 |
21 |
The Irish Virus - An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
326 |
1 |
22 |
Thank you for the emails - THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
283 |
0 |
23 |
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! - Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
708 |
0 |
24 |
Iraqi vs. American - Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
298 |
0 |
25 |
State of Arkansas Residency Application - State of Arkansas Residency Applicat...Read the whole joke |
Ethnic |
291 |
0 |