| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
insults part 2
- He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
327 |
0 |
| 2 |
Fireplace
- You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
479 |
0 |
| 3 |
family vehicle
- your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
583 |
0 |
| 4 |
What's that thing on your Neck?
- Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
575 |
0 |
| 5 |
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
- Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
634 |
0 |
| 6 |
you are so stupid...
- You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 7 |
Moving
- I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
247 |
0 |
| 8 |
Your Family Is So Poor
- Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 9 |
Your Dad's Like Cement
- You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
580 |
0 |
| 10 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
368 |
0 |
| 11 |
Yo Family Is So Poor...
- Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
560 |
0 |
| 12 |
You're so stupid... Police
- You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 13 |
grammar correction
- A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
283 |
0 |
| 14 |
Church Sunday
- Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can al...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 15 |
The Politically Correct Country Club
- Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of sa...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
316 |
0 |
| 16 |
LOFT
- Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbl...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 17 |
Definitions
- Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
263 |
0 |
| 18 |
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
- Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
226 |
0 |
| 19 |
Four worst words
- Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
236 |
0 |
| 20 |
Disorder in the Court!
- These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
623 |
0 |
| 21 |
A man and his Alligator
- A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
54573 |
0 |
| 22 |
My dad's a Lawyer
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
| 23 |
Lawyer in a car wreck
- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 24 |
Old dying lawyer
- A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 25 |
Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
