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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Good news - Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
288 |
0 |
2 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical... - A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
1977 |
0 |
3 |
Just in case - "Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit.""Does that mean I'm cured?" ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
651 |
0 |
4 |
No symptoms - Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."M...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
601 |
0 |
5 |
No problem - A guy walks into his doctor and says,"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"The doc ask...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
309 |
0 |
6 |
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling... - Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn't a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
224 |
0 |
7 |
A psychology student at a local university... - A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
244 |
0 |
8 |
A folk remedy - A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2662 |
0 |
9 |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist... - A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2755 |
0 |
10 |
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem... - A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the us...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
256 |
0 |
11 |
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says... - A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2376 |
2.5 |
12 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic... - The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
260 |
0 |
13 |
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought... - After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
258 |
0 |
14 |
Serious desease - A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the med...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
251 |
0 |
15 |
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office... - Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
272 |
0 |
16 |
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't... - Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
626 |
0 |
17 |
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... - A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and sai...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
247 |
0 |
18 |
A man walks into a doctor's office with a... - A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2430 |
0 |
19 |
What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
257 |
1 |
20 |
A girl goes to the doctor... - A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2284 |
0.5 |
21 |
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
621 |
0 |
22 |
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? - Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
225 |
0 |
23 |
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a... - This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
351 |
0 |
24 |
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man... - A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2646 |
0 |
25 |
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried... - A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
247 |
0 |