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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The new priest gets drunk! - A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsign...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
2 |
In a perfect world... - *25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!*1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
3 |
19 putdowns and rejections! - 1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2 Man: "So, wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
81 |
0 |
4 |
In an elevator! - A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
5 |
Three women nicknaming their husbands. - Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
6 |
Little boy learns arithmetic. - A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black bi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
7 |
Redneck honeymoon. - The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
8 |
Blondes and the painter. - A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
9 |
Blonde orders a drink. - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde quickies 231-240 - 231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
11 |
Blonde quickies 221-230 - 221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a goril...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
12 |
Blonde quickies 201-220 - 201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dum...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
13 |
Blonde quickies 181-200 - 181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
14 |
Blonde quickies 161-180 - 161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Blonde quickies 141-160 - 141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bott...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
16 |
Blonde quickies 121-140 - 121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
17 |
Blonde quickies 101-120 - 101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
18 |
More Monica Jokes! - Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
19 |
Grenade pin - What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0.5 |
20 |
Odd One Out - Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
414 |
0 |
21 |
Blonde quickies 81-100 - 81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
22 |
Blonde quickies 61-80 - 61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A: Pack their lunch and send them to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
23 |
Blonde quickies 41-60 - Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
24 |
Blonde quickies 21-40 - Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?A: There's white-out on the screen.Q2: Ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
25 |
Blonde quickies 1-20 - Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |