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1 |
A new car. - One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
658 |
0 |
2 |
The two bee\'s - Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
429 |
0 |
3 |
HELP...911 - A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 1...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
4 |
You know you\'re out of college when... - You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
5 |
30 Ways to Annoy Someone. - 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual mas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
6 |
Things NOT to say to a Cop! - Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
7 |
Cork it! - There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
8 |
How to give your Cat a Pill. - 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
9 |
If men had a vagina. - 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
10 |
Cat's Prayer - Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
11 |
The Difference is...... - What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
12 |
The eleventh commandment - We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
13 |
Newest game at the whitehouse - What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
14 |
Your Momma is so ugly - Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
15 |
More Your Mommas - Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
16 |
Cat Heaven - One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
17 |
Dog with one eye - Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
18 |
"You've Got Mail" - A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
19 |
The Life Of The Party - The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
20 |
List of Funny Insults! - If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget ...Read the whole joke |
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173 |
0 |
21 |
The cause of arthritis... - A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
22 |
Meet the Schitt Family! - Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0 |
23 |
The talking Cuckoo clock. - Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
24 |
6 inches - What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
100 |
0 |
25 |
Wee Jordy - One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
276 |
0 |