# |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A guy walks into a post office... - A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter meth...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2072 |
0 |
2 |
An old man was critically ill... - An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1993 |
0 |
3 |
A man walks into a friend and sees... - A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1934 |
0 |
4 |
What did the lawyer name his daughter? - What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
246 |
0 |
5 |
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... - A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1937 |
0 |
6 |
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? - What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
961 |
0 |
7 |
That was an insult - A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped ac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
325 |
0 |
8 |
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
257 |
0 |
9 |
Did you kill the victim? - Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalt...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
391 |
0 |
10 |
A tough case was being argued in court... - A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2894 |
0 |
11 |
Being under oath - "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
226 |
0 |
12 |
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa... - The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the r...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1199 |
0 |
13 |
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant... - An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1931 |
2 |
14 |
Best advice possible - Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
280 |
0 |
15 |
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller... - In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
289 |
0 |
16 |
The way he died - A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
845 |
0 |
17 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1189 |
0 |
18 |
At night court, a man was brought in and set... - At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occu...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2052 |
0 |
19 |
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch... - Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
20 |
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? - Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being bille...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
277 |
0 |
21 |
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? - Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don'...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
243 |
0 |
22 |
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to... - Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to t...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1181 |
0 |
23 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There's no ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2209 |
0 |
24 |
A man walked into a lawyer's office and... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. "Fifty dollars for three questions...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
3224 |
0 |
25 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
328 |
0 |