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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Now That We\'re Married - When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic words, "I love you". Now th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
333 |
0 |
2 |
On Childless Marriage - My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
3 |
Tell Me! - A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
4 |
Insulted - When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
5 |
Yo Mama So Fat... - Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
6 |
What Gauge - A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. "It's for my husband," she tells the cler...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
7 |
Wrong Finger - I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
269 |
0 |
8 |
Ups and Downs of Marriage - Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
0 |
9 |
Happy To Have Me Home! - "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |
10 |
Mailman Here? - Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
275 |
0 |
11 |
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex - How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
363 |
0 |
12 |
Matrimony Tips For Women - On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
292 |
0 |
13 |
Pregnant Maid - A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
14 |
Sex While Pregnant - For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
15 |
Sex in a Marriage - There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
16 |
Would You Remarry? - Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
17 |
Annoyance - What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
18 |
My Call - A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
19 |
Clear Weather? - As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
20 |
Jellofied - During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a cong...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
21 |
The little puppy - One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
22 |
Be Bolder - A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
23 |
Foolish Marriage - "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
24 |
Emersom - Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
25 |
Upmanship - An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish maki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |