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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
272 |
0 |
2 |
Give me the bad news first... - "give me the bad news first.""You've got AIDS.""Oh, no! What could be worse than that?""You've also...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
351 |
0 |
3 |
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
249 |
0 |
4 |
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
231 |
0 |
5 |
The medical student was asked four reasons... - The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
329 |
0 |
6 |
A dyslexic nurse - Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2381 |
0 |
7 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center... - A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2067 |
0 |
8 |
There was a costume party at a mental hospital... - There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
345 |
2.5 |
9 |
A large difference - A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2250 |
0 |
10 |
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
209 |
0 |
11 |
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
231 |
0 |
12 |
A little change - The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2204 |
0 |
13 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor... - A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
274 |
0 |
14 |
Freudian Slip - Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
292 |
0 |
15 |
Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
211 |
0 |
16 |
A man goes to a psychiatrist... - A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2179 |
0.5 |
17 |
Life is precious - So the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.But the patient doesn't pay his bil...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
266 |
0 |
18 |
...clamp... - "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
28 |
0 |
19 |
A definition of psychiatrist - A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2347 |
0 |
20 |
A doctor fell into a well once... - A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2154 |
0 |
21 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving... - There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
252 |
0 |
22 |
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears... - I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."He said, "Don't answer it!"...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
273 |
0 |
23 |
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery... - A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2205 |
0 |
24 |
A stuttering problem - A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, t...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
935 |
0 |
25 |
She said, "Kiss me doctor!" - She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
619 |
0 |