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College jokes
- A college student in a philosophy class was
taking his first examination.
On the paper there...Read the whole joke |
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- Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is
crying ...Read the whole joke |
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- Q. How many law professors does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to l...Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may tak...Read the whole joke |
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- The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, so too
the male dormitory to t...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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- Q: What do college students and deer have in
common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the ro...Read the whole joke |
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- A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and sa...Read the whole joke |
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- "Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How ...Read the whole joke |
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- College meals
are generally unpopular with
those who have to eat them and sometimes
with good...Read the whole joke |
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- A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that he had just got his
degree. The mo...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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Cow jokes
- A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same...Read the whole joke |
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- Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'll let them go barefoot!...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he h...Read the whole joke |
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- Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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- Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!...Read the whole joke |
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- How did cows feel when the branding iron was
invented?
They were very impressed!...Read the whole joke |
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- How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!...Read the whole joke |
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- How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
Moosician!...Read the whole joke |
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- How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tractor down...Read the whole joke |
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- How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick....Read the whole joke |
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- How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!...Read the whole joke |
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- How to you know that cows will be in
heaven?
It's a place of udder delight....Read the whole joke |
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- I can't decide whether to buy a
bicycle or a
cow for my farm.
Well, wouldn't you look silly ri...Read the whole joke |
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