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Food jokes - An
irate woman burst into the baker's shop
and said, "I sent my son in for
two pounds of cooki...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - What's the difference between a vampire
and
a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Three cookies were crossing the road when the
first one was knocked down. What did the third coo...Read the whole joke |
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622 |
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0 - How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
egg from a little
boy's ear.
"There!" he said p...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong....Read the whole joke |
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8 |
0 - My brother's on a seafood
diet.
Really?
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....Read the whole joke |
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0 - A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orde...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's red and green and wears
boxing
gloves?
A fruit punch....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
fruit
would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear....Read the whole joke |
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0 - First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
skin
had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were l...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the teacher have
her hair in a bun?
Because she had her nose in a hamburger....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
of a pound of ground beef?
A humburger....Read the whole joke |
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15 |
0 - When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he
become?
Lone Lee....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?
They keep repeating themselves....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the female mushroom say
about the
male mushroom?
"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An elderly couple were killed in an
accident
and found themselves being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
one day when the little baby tomato started lag...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the ice cream say
to the unhappy
cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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0 - A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
two
slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream co...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
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0 - Camper: There's
something wrong with my hot
dog.
Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How can you tell the
difference between a can
of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Read t...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What food are you able to can?
Cannibal (can
able) food....Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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0 - What food is good for the brain?
Noodle
soup....Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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