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Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's - 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in the wind.2. EXTENSIVE R...Read the whole joke |
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How Specs Live Forever - The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedi...Read the whole joke |
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Grading of Final Exams - Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept O...Read the whole joke |
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Declaration Of Independence - The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental Cong...Read the whole joke |
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New Computer Viruses! - John Bobbit Virus--Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will neve...Read the whole joke |
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161 |
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Wrong ISP - TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two tin cans and ...Read the whole joke |
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178 |
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Programmer And An Engineer - A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sit...Read the whole joke |
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168 |
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Computers Must Be Male - Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ...Read the whole joke |
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169 |
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PC Support - Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of idiotic users that apparent...Read the whole joke |
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141 |
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church - VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp....Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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Bill Gates In Purgatory - Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "...Read the whole joke |
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189 |
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Fishy Talk - Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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Undocumented Windows Errors - ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke |
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346 |
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes - Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mech...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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Signs You are an Internet Geek - Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek...10. When filling out your driver's license application you ...Read the whole joke |
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165 |
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What does HMO stand for? - Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go b...Read the whole joke |
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140 |
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Poor froggy - A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approache...Read the whole joke |
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165 |
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The Hunt - A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blow...Read the whole joke |
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Hypothetical Question - A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and rea...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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3 times a virgin. - A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be pos...Read the whole joke |
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166 |
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Bad eyes. - A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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Rotten Cherry - There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. She goes to the doctor ...Read the whole joke |
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New Viruses - Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the windo...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
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You're hooked if... - It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bath...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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Understanding Your Paycheck: - Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 ...Read the whole joke |
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