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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
No cookies for Grandpa. - A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
2 |
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!! - TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
3 |
No Legs, Ditch - What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
4 |
No legs cold. - What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
5 |
Careful what you wish for - There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
6 |
The Foo Bird. - A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
7 |
A canadian in a Texas bar... - A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
8 |
what is the difference between a man.. - What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
2.5 |
9 |
Lawyer Stamps? - The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
126 |
0 |
10 |
Duck sentence. - TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
11 |
Cooking - Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
12 |
"Brrr!" - This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
104 |
0 |
13 |
Trip To The Desert - A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for sur...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
14 |
Museum Funny! - Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
15 |
The River - In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
16 |
Cheeseburger - A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
17 |
New Name - So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
18 |
Revenge of the blondes - Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
19 |
The Final FBI Test - There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
20 |
What is God? - One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neithe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
111 |
0.5 |
21 |
Blonde Medical Terminology - ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
22 |
Your mama so stupid - Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
23 |
The Jew, American, and Pollack. - Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
24 |
Insults - You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
25 |
Airline - A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |