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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Auto Light - A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
2 |
TV Rubbish - I absolutley hate sex on the television.....I keep falling off!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
3 |
Energizer Bunny - (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
4 |
Voodoo Dick - Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
0 |
5 |
Ways to tell someone they are goofy! - Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
6 |
The Facts of Life: - THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |
7 |
A Cynics Guide to Life: - A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
8 |
Penis holding - An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smil...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
9 |
Pool table - Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
10 |
Pocket Drinker - A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
11 |
Apples for sale... - A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
12 |
We got a lot of those. - Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, dri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
13 |
Three Hymns - One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
14 |
God Does Have A Sense of Humor - A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a ques...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
15 |
sh-sh-sheets - Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k Mart....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
16 |
Asleep at the desk - If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
415 |
0 |
17 |
If Dear Abby Was A Man... - If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
18 |
The Dump List - The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
19 |
Rules for Cats - Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
20 |
Farmer - A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
21 |
Ladies Track - What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
374 |
0 |
22 |
Blonde Quickies - How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
23 |
Speak - A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
24 |
Couple - There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
25 |
Shorties - A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |