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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Christmas flavor - Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
2 |
a dyslexic man walks into a... - a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1044 |
0 |
3 |
What occurs twice in a lifetime... - What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
526 |
0 |
4 |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
5 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? - What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
16 |
0 |
6 |
A dilemma - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
7 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
8 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent... - This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1127 |
0 |
9 |
Why did the punk cross the road? - Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
10 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? - Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
863 |
0 |
11 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
12 |
Politically correct seasons greetings - POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
13 |
A wise choice - The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
829 |
0 |
14 |
Two attorneys went into a diner... - Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
152 |
0 |
15 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
16 |
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2176 |
0 |
17 |
Satanic Barney Proof - Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
247 |
0 |
18 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist... - A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
257 |
0 |
19 |
Sister Margaret died... - Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called Saint Pete...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
284 |
0 |
20 |
Preserving the Egg of Life - Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestrugg...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
294 |
0 |
21 |
The Naming of Jesus - The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
219 |
0 |
22 |
Love Jesus - Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
23 |
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck... - Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they were driving along...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
388 |
0 |
24 |
Stress-Relieving Prayer - Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage t...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
216 |
0 |
25 |
An unfortunate coincidence - One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
275 |
0 |