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Hits |
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36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck! - 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. "Duct tape ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
56 |
0 |
2 |
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM... - Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash, card and receipt5...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
3 |
Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw! - Tips for Moving South...Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
4 |
Talk like an adult! - The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
384 |
0 |
5 |
Late For Work - Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
311 |
0 |
6 |
Birth Control Pills At 72? - Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
7 |
Why Are Some Hairs White? - Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
8 |
English to Chinese Translation! - ENGLISH PHRASE----------------------CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?--------Hu Yu Ha...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
9 |
Some of life's truisms. - Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
10 |
The Vet/Taxidermist - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
11 |
Old & New concerns. - Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
12 |
Cockroach at the door. - A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
13 |
But how do I know... - Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
14 |
Secret - This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
15 |
The Brewnette (Blonde's Revenge) - What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
16 |
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! - A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
249 |
0 |
17 |
My husband's last wish! - Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
18 |
How do you cure... - How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
19 |
Really, really rude! - What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
20 |
5 Good Reasons Not To... - 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
21 |
The Irish Driver - An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
22 |
Five Most Constipated people in Bible - The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
23 |
Things in Life I've Learned. - I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
24 |
The talking peanut. - This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
25 |
The workers prayer! - For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |