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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Brushing the Child - If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
2 |
Naming Children - After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
3 |
Darn Candle! - On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
4 |
Great Singer - From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
5 |
Don\\\'t Pee In the Pool - The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
6 |
Mutated Gene - All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
7 |
Miller Time - My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
8 |
Disposition To Have Children - A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
9 |
Question On Breastfeeding - While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
10 |
Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting - Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
444 |
0 |
11 |
Out the window! - There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
12 |
Mother In Law Misses Train - A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chattin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
13 |
Mother\'isms! (Long Joke) - My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
14 |
Mother In Law With Broom - John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
15 |
Mother In Law Had Friends - A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
16 |
Friend of the Groom? - An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
17 |
Send Mother In Law - Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Other...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
18 |
Depressed Over Mother In Law - Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
19 |
Punishment For Bigamy - Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law's!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
20 |
Mother In Law Happiness - Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
21 |
Ugly Growth - I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
425 |
0 |
22 |
Cremate Mother In Law - A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
23 |
Vultures and Mothers In Law - What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
24 |
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference - What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can shoot outlaws!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
25 |
Jealous Wife - There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |