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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I've a split
personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!...Read the whole joke |
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939 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!...Read the whole joke |
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1725 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my
tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...Read the whole joke |
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624 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and...Read the whole joke |
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625 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my
husband smells
like fish
Poor sole!...Read the whole joke |
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957 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
spider
What a web of lies!...Read the whole joke |
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593 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?...Read the whole joke |
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584 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!...Read the whole joke |
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593 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?...Read the whole joke |
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568 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there an...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
liar
I can't believe that!...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my
falling hair in
What about a matchbox!...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
double.
Please sit on the couch.
Which one!...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect
spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
dog!
Sit!...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
0.5 |
18 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, ...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
my head show?
Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I
do about
it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off....Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor
You've got to
help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a
lot?...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
a woodworm
How boring for you!...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a
co...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |