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Category |
Hits |
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Punctuation Changes! - Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes...Dear Thom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
2 |
Name That Restaurant! - A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting. Bernie t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
319 |
0 |
3 |
Bejewelled Portrait - Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
4 |
Get Me Another Lawyer - Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Bec...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
Reasoning Test - Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
2 |
6 |
Adam Accused By Eve! - Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
7 |
Poachers\' Revenge - The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
315 |
0 |
8 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt IV) - Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
9 |
Mommy\'s Lil\' Helper - Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, eve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
10 |
Responses On the Bible - Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.No...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
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11 |
Conversion - A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
136 |
0 |
12 |
Alternatives to Win95 - Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?"Now that Windows 98 is out,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
664 |
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13 |
Bumper Stickers - ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brake...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
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Be Proud of Me Prayer! - Dear Heavenly Father,I think you'd be proud of me! So far today I've done all right. I haven't gossi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
15 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt II) - More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
326 |
0 |
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Clinton To Die - During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
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Clinton Bridge - What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They're both upset Clinton finished first.They called of...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
18 |
Eternal Marriage - On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
19 |
Will the real dummy stand up! - I give all of these people a DUH! - DOH! - & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER OF THE IDIOT CORPORATION AWAR...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
20 |
Lager Prayer - Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
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Real Business Signs - On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
205 |
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I\'d Love To But... - Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
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Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only) - Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow.Q: Why don't they teach dri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
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Warning Labels On Booze! - THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKER...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
340 |
0 |
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Clinton\'s Address to the Nation - (Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
541 |
0 |