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1 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
162 |
0 |
2 |
Ouch - "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
347 |
0 |
3 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1957 |
0 |
4 |
Santas Diversion - Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
272 |
0 |
5 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show... - Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
239 |
0 |
6 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was... - The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
262 |
0 |
7 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911... - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
293 |
0 |
8 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up... - Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
584 |
0 |
9 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
209 |
0 |
10 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to... - Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
11 |
I was walking down an alley last night... - I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
284 |
0 |
12 |
Put it to a good use - The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
264 |
0 |
13 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
224 |
0 |
14 |
A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2081 |
0 |
15 |
A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
324 |
0 |
16 |
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant... - A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
215 |
0 |
17 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon... - Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
184 |
0 |
18 |
Everybody's doing it - This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
286 |
0 |
19 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's... - Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
307 |
0 |
20 |
A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
241 |
0 |
21 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
275 |
0 |
22 |
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut... - Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
302 |
0 |
23 |
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by... - A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
331 |
0 |
24 |
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night... - While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
322 |
0 |
25 |
A woman selling apples in New York... - A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
319 |
0 |