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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Using the Elevator - An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
2 |
Two Things To Worry About (Classic) - There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
3 |
U of Berkeley Products - There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
785 |
0 |
4 |
How Many Men Does It Take... - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
5 |
You Might Be A College Student: - You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
6 |
Give Me the Bill - Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
7 |
Mixed Emotions - Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
8 |
Baby - Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
441 |
0 |
9 |
90210 - Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
10 |
Hellen Keller List - Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Kelle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
11 |
Lawyers Abode (Classic) - Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
12 |
Pope and Lawyer (Classic) - The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
13 |
Missy in heat - Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
14 |
Double The Recipe - Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
15 |
Little Holes - Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
16 |
Dimple and Flat Forehead - Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
17 |
Blonde Jokes - Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
18 |
Wear A Condom - Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
19 |
Good Cook - Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
20 |
Mystery Writer - Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
325 |
0 |
21 |
Pizza Cutting - Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
22 |
Frying Pan - Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
298 |
0 |
23 |
Paralyzing Disease - What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
375 |
0 |
24 |
Cross With A Blonde - Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
25 |
Signs - Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
235 |
0 |