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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn - 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
2 |
I love you in 9 languages! - HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpa...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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3 |
OLD is when... - "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I ca...Read the whole joke |
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169 |
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4 |
Biblical constipation - Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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5 |
New course for men! - A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...Becoming a Real Man!That's right, in jus...Read the whole joke |
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162 |
0 |
6 |
Keep the Motor Running - It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went...Read the whole joke |
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298 |
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7 |
Rooster and Peanut Butter - What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mo...Read the whole joke |
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130 |
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8 |
I'll have nun of that! - A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "G...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
342 |
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9 |
This is bad...real bad! - A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to c...Read the whole joke |
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132 |
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10 |
Dog Named Mypenis - Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: Mype...Read the whole joke |
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149 |
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What gender is a computer? - An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English l...Read the whole joke |
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137 |
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12 |
Create a Hallmark Moment! - Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some thes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
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13 |
Bottle fed baby? - A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
14 |
The dinner guests! - A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course was set in...Read the whole joke |
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176 |
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Tiger woods in bed. - On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husb...Read the whole joke |
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155 |
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Letter from grandma - One day I recieved a letter from grandma...The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore an...Read the whole joke |
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152 |
0 |
17 |
Love and Marriage! - I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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18 |
What do you... - What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!...Read the whole joke |
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168 |
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Courtroom ding-dongs! - *** Real courtroom transcipts...courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a bad sector. ...Read the whole joke |
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187 |
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Caught Speeding. - A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...Read the whole joke |
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147 |
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Down and dirty! - A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with po...Read the whole joke |
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122 |
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That's not fair! - Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.Whe...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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You are under arrest! - A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cl...Read the whole joke |
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166 |
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What's up Doc? - Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up,...Read the whole joke |
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135 |
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The truth about beer. - Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
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