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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Creative Answering Machine Messages - You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually lo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
2 |
Snow Boarding For the Young - When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you'v...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
3 |
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) - December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
4 |
Absent From School Excusess - 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
5 |
Arkansan Citizens Trip - ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy Jeff1. Before...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
291 |
0 |
6 |
Insurance Form Statements - Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
7 |
Why, How, and Ifs? - Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
8 |
Classified Ad Bloopers - As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertisin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
511 |
0 |
9 |
Horoscope of Farts - Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
10 |
Penis Tax - New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Incre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
11 |
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. ) - As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
12 |
Laws of Life - Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
13 |
COYOTE "vs" ACME - In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge La...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
14 |
The Case of the Smoked Cigar - A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insure...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
15 |
It's Against the Law to... - In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding da...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
16 |
Notice of a Class Action Suit - I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
17 |
Attorney Hunting Rules - A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid Californi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
354 |
0 |
18 |
The Bowl of Chili - Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anyt...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
19 |
Texan Heimlich Maneuver - Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
20 |
World According to Student Bloopers - One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
21 |
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART - SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
22 |
SOTALLY TOBER - starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
134 |
0.5 |
23 |
10 Way to know if you have PMS - 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. You're adding choco...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
77 |
0 |
24 |
Australian Kiss - Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
25 |
The Ongoing Note - Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |