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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Household physics - |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
643 |
0 |
2 |
New family driver - |Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
305 |
0 |
3 |
Mom's new recipe - |Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
696 |
0 |
4 |
You want children? - |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your ha...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
274 |
0 |
5 |
Evolution of Mom - |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
295 |
0 |
6 |
Newest son-in-law - |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
301 |
0 |
7 |
Parents evolution - |My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
305 |
1 |
8 |
Where you reside - |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
648 |
0 |
9 |
Term dictionary - |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
305 |
0 |
10 |
Child sent to bed - |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
268 |
0 |
11 |
Turned Into a Mom When... - |You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
283 |
0 |
12 |
Things Mom Taught Me... - |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
280 |
0 |
13 |
The pre-birth class - |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
308 |
0 |
14 |
Pass out in shock - |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
269 |
0 |
15 |
Have a first child - |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
393 |
0 |
16 |
Great first parent - |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
637 |
0 |
17 |
My wife is pregnant - |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
287 |
0 |
18 |
Mom would never say - |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
303 |
0 |
19 |
Fathers then & now - |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
286 |
0 |
20 |
Out of food supplies - |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
252 |
0 |
21 |
Thoughts and quotes - |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
577 |
0 |
22 |
Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer - |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
294 |
0 |
23 |
'Twas the Night After Christmas - |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the bee...Read the whole joke |
Other Jokes |
128 |
0 |
24 |
A Microsoft Christmas - |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2722 |
0 |
25 |
Politically Correct Santa - |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
287 |
0 |