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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed... - The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, poin...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
575 |
0 |
2 |
Gift tombstones - A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband dec...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
683 |
0 |
3 |
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake... - The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were h...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
241 |
0 |
4 |
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park... - The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
787 |
0 |
5 |
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed... - One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the firs...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
233 |
0 |
6 |
My wife converted me to religion... - Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
252 |
0 |
7 |
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... - A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's pho...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1115 |
0 |
8 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're... - A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
3322 |
0 |
9 |
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said... - Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says O...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
279 |
0 |
10 |
Could you please pass... - The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
679 |
0 |
11 |
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he... - This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
236 |
0 |
12 |
Married life is very frustrating... - Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listen...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
301 |
0 |
13 |
A wife went in to see a therapist and said... - A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
636 |
0 |
14 |
Do clever men make good husbands? - NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
692 |
0 |
15 |
A couple came upon a wishing well... - A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
3179 |
3.25 |
16 |
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream... - A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some."How hard i...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
315 |
0 |
17 |
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion... - Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. T...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
298 |
0 |
18 |
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car... - One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
745 |
0 |
19 |
Punctuation marks - An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and dire...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
335 |
0 |
20 |
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband... - A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and fu...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
301 |
0 |
21 |
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? - How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
317 |
0 |
22 |
Generous woman - "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats ...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
343 |
0 |
23 |
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child... - A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don'...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
665 |
0 |
24 |
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? - What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted....Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
1241 |
0 |
25 |
A girl runs home to her mother crying... - A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go...Read the whole joke |
Relationships |
307 |
0 |