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Aardvark jokes - What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!...Read the whole joke |
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Email this funny joke to a friend! - Q: What goes VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a
flashi...Read the whole joke |
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Answer me this jokes - What will fall on the lawn first? An
autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?...Read the whole joke |
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377 |
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4 |
0 - Do steam rollers really roll
steam?...Read the whole joke |
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413 |
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5 |
0 - Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?...Read the whole joke |
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400 |
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6 |
0 - Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport...Read the whole joke |
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8 |
Accountant jokes - An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to hi...Read the whole joke |
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409 |
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9 |
0 - Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take th...Read the whole joke |
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427 |
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10 |
0 - An accountant is having a hard time sleeping
and goes to see
his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke |
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429 |
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11 |
0 - A patient was at her doctor's office after
undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said,...Read the whole joke |
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393 |
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12 |
0 - Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures....Read the whole joke |
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409 |
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Ant jokes - Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
An
antphibian !...Read the whole joke |
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425 |
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17 |
0 - What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
?
Discordant !...Read the whole joke |
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Apple jokes - The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...Read the whole joke |
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382 |
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19 |
0 - What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one,...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think....Read the whole joke |
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Aviation jokes - A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, st...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Taxiing
down the tarmac, the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's...Read the whole joke |
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