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A snail buys a fast new car - |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
71502 |
0 |
2 |
A very insulting parrot - |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2658 |
0 |
3 |
A good chess player - |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2909 |
0 |
4 |
Three very tough mice - |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
292 |
0 |
5 |
Steven Wright on dogs - |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of he...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
663 |
0 |
6 |
Worries about mad cow disease - |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
676 |
0 |
7 |
The story of the bats - |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
271 |
0 |
8 |
Never talk to the parrot - |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
291 |
0 |
9 |
I'll use my seeing eye dog - |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
407 |
0 |
10 |
You could feed them a lot faster - |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a fa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
352 |
0 |
11 |
There was just a dog fight - |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
328 |
0 |
12 |
He is a very smart dog - |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
296 |
0 |
13 |
A game of animal football - |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3090 |
0 |
14 |
A cat's dictionary - |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3319 |
0 |
15 |
Two fools are about to go flying - |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
306 |
0 |
16 |
The amazing flying dog - |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
393 |
0 |
17 |
The plumber has arrived - |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
638 |
0 |
18 |
The cat's chalkboard assignments - |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
411 |
0 |
19 |
The preacher buys a parrot - |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
374 |
0 |
20 |
A burglar is in big trouble - |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3125 |
0 |
21 |
An amazing talking dog - |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2996 |
0 |
22 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
727 |
0 |
23 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers - |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
335 |
0 |
24 |
Two roaches having a discussion - |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
346 |
0 |
25 |
This is one smart dog - |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
349 |
0 |