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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Guests for dinner - |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
622 |
0 |
2 |
Woman is on a bus - |A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
301 |
0 |
3 |
Grocery shopping - |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
364 |
0 |
4 |
Mothers taught us - |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
316 |
0 |
5 |
At the public pool - |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
4082 |
2.75 |
6 |
Defining teenagers - |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
625 |
0 |
7 |
Dad will never say - |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
297 |
0 |
8 |
Household physics - |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
653 |
0 |
9 |
New family driver - |Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
307 |
0 |
10 |
Mom's new recipe - |Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
706 |
0 |
11 |
You want children? - |Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your ha...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
274 |
0 |
12 |
Evolution of Mom - |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
297 |
0 |
13 |
Newest son-in-law - |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
303 |
0 |
14 |
Parents evolution - |My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
307 |
1 |
15 |
Where you reside - |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
658 |
0 |
16 |
Term dictionary - |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
307 |
0 |
17 |
Child sent to bed - |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
270 |
0 |
18 |
Turned Into a Mom When... - |You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
285 |
0 |
19 |
Things Mom Taught Me... - |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
282 |
0 |
20 |
The pre-birth class - |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
310 |
0 |
21 |
Pass out in shock - |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
273 |
0 |
22 |
Have a first child - |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
398 |
0 |
23 |
Great first parent - |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
647 |
0 |
24 |
My wife is pregnant - |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
289 |
0 |
25 |
Mom would never say - |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
305 |
0 |