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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
ABCP - On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said "Say your ABCs fir...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
2.5 |
2 |
Bad boy - One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words. 1st he went to h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
3 |
Four boastful men - Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My son is so rich...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
4 |
Relativity - Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
5 |
The Arab and the Jew - Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
6 |
Adam was lonely. - Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
712 |
0 |
7 |
Deaf Genie - A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
8 |
Domination - Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1005 |
0 |
9 |
Grasshopper - A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
10 |
True announcements during Sunday service - And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
11 |
Where does Bill Clinton have sex? - Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
12 |
The nsync joke - God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
13 |
Blonde House Fire - A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Wel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
14 |
A Fairy Tale - Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
15 |
Why do Lawyers smell? - Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
678 |
0 |
16 |
How to drown a blonde. - How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
526 |
0 |
17 |
Mice in a lightbulb? - Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
18 |
Behind the Hedge - This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1104 |
0 |
19 |
The Kid Who Knew too much . - One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
20 |
Count Down - What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
241 |
0 |
21 |
Heavenly Help - A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
387 |
0 |
22 |
Blondes r thick?! - Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
23 |
Some Warning Signs of Insanity - Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she send...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
24 |
Dwayne - Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
25 |
Paranoid Idiot - Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
974 |
0 |