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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Man\\\' Help With Housework - What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
2 |
Keeps Her Youth - How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
3 |
Bonds And Men - What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
4 |
Men Snore Because - Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
5 |
No Hemorrhoids - Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
6 |
More Brains Than Dogs - Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
7 |
Brain Missing - What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
8 |
No Brained Women - Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
9 |
Dumb Part - What's the dumbest part of a man's body?His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
2 |
10 |
Uncircumcised - Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
472 |
0 |
11 |
Best Part - Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were throwing away th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
12 |
Best Thing Out of... - What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
13 |
Why Name Penises - Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
14 |
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners - Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
15 |
Not the Sexiest Man Alive - From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0.5 |
16 |
Paradox of Men - If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
17 |
Problems and Male Gender - Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
18 |
Did You Miss Me? - Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
19 |
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms - How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
20 |
Translating Menspeak - When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedH...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
21 |
Dating Young Women - A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
22 |
No Such Thing As Good Man - Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
23 |
Seen You Before? - A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
24 |
Not Just Sex - They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true.They also care a lot about power, wo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
25 |
Great Lover - He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |