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Car and train jokes - Policeman: Why were
you speeding
when I stopped you?
Motorist: So I could race home to get my l...Read the whole joke |
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386 |
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2 |
0 - Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial....Read the whole joke |
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414 |
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3 |
0 - Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene....Read the whole joke |
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379 |
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4 |
0 - Policeman:
Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of
gas....Read the whole joke |
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377 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Policeman: Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Mo...Read the whole joke |
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716 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: What ? Go all the way ...Read the whole joke |
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379 |
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7 |
0 - Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
to change a light
bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with ...Read the whole joke |
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393 |
0 |
8 |
0 - "Where's the car?" asked Professor
Delbert's wife when he got home.
"Did I take it out?"
...Read the whole joke |
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669 |
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9 |
0 - McAfee and Bracket were driving home
after a big party.
"Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch ...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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10 |
0 - A San Francisco motorist following a
taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him ...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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11 |
0 - Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
eighty pounds, was thrown from
his seat when the Southern Ra...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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12 |
0 - Blake and his parents were
drinking
at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The...Read the whole joke |
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348 |
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13 |
0 - Did you ever see a country boy in New
York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth a...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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14 |
0 - The train was about to pull out of the
station. Swinging a
large bag, a young man managed to rea...Read the whole joke |
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318 |
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15 |
0 - A man learned shortly before quitting
time
that he had to attend a meeting.
He tried unsucce...Read the whole joke |
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397 |
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16 |
0 - Jill's car was unreliable and she
called John for a ride every time
it broke down.
One day J...Read the whole joke |
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354 |
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17 |
0 - When I get real bored, I
like to
drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my ca...Read the whole joke |
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355 |
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18 |
0 - I was going 70 miles an hour and got
stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is ...Read the whole joke |
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381 |
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19 |
0 - A
Roadway driver is driving east on
Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and
the CB crackles ...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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20 |
0 - A man was fed up of
having his car
broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he
would...Read the whole joke |
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372 |
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21 |
0 - Personally, I like
to stay and read
the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to
black...Read the whole joke |
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373 |
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22 |
0 - A tiny
racing car was developed by
American scientists. The Americans then sent
the car over t...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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23 |
0 - A boy sat on a train chewing gum and
staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sit...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
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24 |
0 - A monster goes to a petrol station and
says: Fill me up
The man at the petrol station replies: Yo...Read the whole joke |
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384 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Why was the school
principal not
pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?
They were both dri...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
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