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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Soldier's Ambition - An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
2 |
Senior's Thoughts (Classic) - What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
3 |
Flea Cure - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
4 |
Murphy's Laws (5) - Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
5 |
Restaurant Specialty - Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was her...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
6 |
Driving In Fog Riddle - Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
7 |
The Hollywood/English Dictionary - VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
8 |
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers - Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
9 |
End of the World Reports - When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street J...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
10 |
Celibacy Test - Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test:...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
11 |
Using the Elevator - An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
12 |
Two Things To Worry About (Classic) - There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
13 |
U of Berkeley Products - There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
782 |
0 |
14 |
How Many Men Does It Take... - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
15 |
You Might Be A College Student: - You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
16 |
Give Me the Bill - Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
17 |
Mixed Emotions - Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
18 |
Baby - Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
440 |
0 |
19 |
90210 - Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
20 |
Hellen Keller List - Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Kelle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
252 |
0 |
21 |
Lawyers Abode (Classic) - Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
22 |
Pope and Lawyer (Classic) - The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
331 |
0 |
23 |
Missy in heat - Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0 |
24 |
Double The Recipe - Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
25 |
Little Holes - Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |