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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Things adults learn from their kids. - There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
2 |
Up, or down? - There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0.5 |
3 |
Blonde male - A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
4 |
Marooned - An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
5 |
Top ten things women would do ... - TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
6 |
Top ten things men would do if ... - TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
7 |
Penquins on Tour - A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please". The Attendant notices that the f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
8 |
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff. - If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time, which onegets to the ground first?Answ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
9 |
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS - She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
10 |
Bouncer - Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
11 |
The Chicken's - What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?" Look what Marma-Lade!! "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
12 |
Hikers meet headhunters. - So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
13 |
Kids - Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
14 |
Hard of Hearing Genie - OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
15 |
Seagulls - Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(bay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
16 |
Lesbian Frogs - What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
17 |
Well I wanna be a... - There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
18 |
The Fish - What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?"Dam."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
19 |
Sandals - This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
20 |
How do crazy people get through the forest? - How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
21 |
How to make an ugly baby... - Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
22 |
If You Are Unhappy - Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.How...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
140 |
0 |
23 |
Why did the condom fly across the road? - Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
24 |
Republican or Democrat? - Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
25 |
Arguments - Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
324 |
0 |