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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is another term for cunnilingus? - What's another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
134 |
0 |
2 |
A man, being on top of a woman... - A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
141 |
0 |
3 |
So one sperm says to the other... - So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
197 |
0 |
4 |
What the difference between true love and herpes? - What the difference between true love and herpes? - Herpes lasts forever...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
213 |
0 |
5 |
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one... - A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatther...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
619 |
0 |
6 |
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick... - Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls' d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
243 |
0 |
7 |
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" - What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" -About three inches....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
190 |
0 |
8 |
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? - Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
157 |
0 |
9 |
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? - Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
131 |
0 |
10 |
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed... - 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says "Doc, I think I'm impotent." Doctor si...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
149 |
0 |
11 |
On a very cold night... - On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
108291 |
0 |
12 |
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? - Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
216 |
0 |
13 |
A small dissapointment - Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
244 |
0 |
14 |
How do you make love to a fat girl? - How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
15 |
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? - When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
140 |
0 |
16 |
What is the best thing about a blow job? - What's the best thing about a blow job? - The 15 minutes of silence!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
171 |
0 |
17 |
What do people do for fun on Halloween? - What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
18 |
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new... - An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
151 |
0 |
19 |
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker... - This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We d...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
211 |
0 |
20 |
Stuck orgasm - A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
21 |
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex? - How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace......Read the whole joke |
Sex |
228 |
0 |
22 |
There were two people having sex in a car... - There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy thew the comdom out the windo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
239 |
0 |
23 |
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - What is the most insensitive part of a penis? - The man...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
136 |
0 |
24 |
What is green and smells like pig? - What's green and smells like pig? - Kermit's fingers....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
102 |
0 |
25 |
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes... - Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like ch...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
195 |
0 |