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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died... - Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
380 |
0 |
2 |
A dancing duck - A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2569 |
2.5 |
3 |
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch... - A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people s...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
344 |
0 |
4 |
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving... - Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
337 |
0 |
5 |
A wide selection - "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
367 |
0 |
6 |
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch... - A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
389 |
0 |
7 |
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... - An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
319 |
0 |
8 |
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters... - A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
345 |
0 |
9 |
A little town had a high birth rate that... - A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the stat...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
376 |
0 |
10 |
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off? - How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a string in your bloody mary....Read the whole joke |
Situations |
306 |
0 |
11 |
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets... - Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
250 |
0 |
12 |
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman... - Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
366 |
0 |
13 |
A man let out a humongous burp... - A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp before my wife!" The bu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
311 |
0 |
14 |
Two guys are out hunting deer... - Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
221 |
0 |
15 |
My name is Brown - A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
615 |
0 |
16 |
Three calamities - Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
148 |
0 |
17 |
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward... - Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
666 |
0 |
18 |
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly... - An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
293 |
0 |
19 |
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman... - A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
20 |
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... - The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
229 |
0 |
21 |
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night... - A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2369 |
0 |
22 |
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and... - Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
689 |
0 |
23 |
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend... - Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Do...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
218 |
0 |
24 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided... - The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
608 |
0 |
25 |
Fluffy died - This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. T...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
324 |
0 |