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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Quickie - You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
685 |
0 |
2 |
Success In Love - To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
3 |
Effective Ointment - Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this bran...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
342 |
0 |
4 |
I\'ll Come Home When... - A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
450 |
0 |
5 |
Me Too - The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0 |
6 |
Living On Love - A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he nee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
7 |
Runaway Wife - A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
8 |
Shared Decision Making - My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am r...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
9 |
Bad Thoughts - A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
10 |
You Used To - "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
11 |
Dead Wife? - How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
12 |
What\'s An Orgasm? - What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
13 |
What Were You Thinking? - A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
14 |
Things Change With Marriage - "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0.5 |
15 |
Wife Is a Car Feature - Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
16 |
Making Ends Meet - "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
17 |
My Only Extravagance - "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
18 |
Complaints of Married People - Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
19 |
Wrong House? - Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
20 |
Check Him Out - The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
21 |
Husband\'s Midlife Crisis - Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
22 |
Armed Sleeper - Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
23 |
Husband Looks Bad - The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
24 |
Birthday Present For Wife - Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
25 |
Angelic Husband - A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |