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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Last Wish - Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
328 |
0 |
2 |
Constipation Remedy - A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
3 |
The Best Excuse For Speeding - A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
4 |
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex - Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
5 |
$10 000 For a Kiss - One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
6 |
Bull Talk - Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
7 |
Nun Attacked by Gorilla - Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
8 |
Bosnian Footballer - Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a good...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
9 |
Who Is God? - A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
10 |
Festivity Levels - Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
11 |
Hungry Lion - A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. O...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
12 |
Alter Your Course! - This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H000011...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
661 |
0 |
13 |
Puns Contest - There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
14 |
Chess Enthusiasts - A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing thei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
122 |
0 |
15 |
Pickup Lines - 1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
16 |
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub - What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0.5 |
17 |
Answer This Question - One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
625 |
0 |
18 |
Shift Key FAQ - Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
19 |
Twas The Night...-why did I stop there? - Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around by s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
20 |
Tattoo On Her Butt - There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.He...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
316 |
0 |
21 |
C&A - A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
341 |
0 |
22 |
Adages and Questions - What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
23 |
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor - 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2.) Man: "...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
24 |
Bragging Cowboys - Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
25 |
'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck - 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |