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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What is Green, Slimy... - What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit's Dick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
2 |
Crocodile-done-blonde - A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
3 |
Having a baby at 80 - An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
4 |
Monk of little words. - A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
5 |
Inventions By Blondes - Inventions by Blondes...1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flash...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
6 |
Man\'s Intention - What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
7 |
Horny Nurses! - 3 nurses go into the morgue, and there's a dead man's body lying there, with an erection.The first n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
8 |
Talking Dog - A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to the barstool and sit down. The owner orders ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
365 |
0 |
9 |
Disorder in Court - From a little book called "Disorder in the Court". These are things that people actually said in cou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
10 |
Tired gynocologist - What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
11 |
Ring Those Bells - A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
12 |
Retarded Duck Farmer - There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money to send one to college. So he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
13 |
Why does Clinton... - Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
272 |
0 |
14 |
Princess and the Frog - Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
15 |
Elephant Fart - Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room and the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
16 |
In the beginning... - When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy sessio...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
17 |
Spice Girls - ~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL BEHIND A...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
2.5 |
18 |
Painting in the nude. - Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
19 |
Best form of Birth Control - What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
20 |
Speech to the deaf. - An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are kee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
21 |
Bad Day? - When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
22 |
Snow blower - How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
23 |
Clinton Strikes again - The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
24 |
Drink to Forget - Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
25 |
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent - Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |