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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Making Love to a Woman - MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. Y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
2 |
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped - 1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
3 |
Hypothetically Speaking - A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
4 |
First Thing to do after Jail - Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
5 |
Math Lesson - A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
6 |
Crowded Subway - The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
7 |
Gold Medalist - Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
8 |
Home from the Air Force - A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
189 |
0 |
9 |
Loving on the Lawn - A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood. Suddenly he reali...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
10 |
Off to Vegas - A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just wh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
356 |
0 |
11 |
Daughters are curious - A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakednes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
368 |
0 |
12 |
Newly Wed Couple - this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
13 |
Tricked Him - One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
14 |
Speeding - A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speedin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
15 |
16 years later - One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
74 |
0 |
16 |
What women would do if they had a penis for a day - 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating abo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
17 |
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day - 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
18 |
The Perfect Day - - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sun...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
19 |
Making Love To... - How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
20 |
Dead Pussy - An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
21 |
Gorilla Chase! - There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
22 |
Farmer Joe and his Mule - Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
23 |
A Koala and a Hooker - A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
883 |
2.5 |
24 |
The Rude Parrot - Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartm...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
25 |
Misbehaving Guide Dog - A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |